From the beginning...

Throughout time there having been many amazing and unexplainable feats of acts. We have had the human race being created, the invention of the toilet, midgets, Chuck Norris, and of course the snuggie. But there is only one amazing, unexplainable, and justly the greatest thing this world has ever produce. Yes thats right I am talking about The Arrhythimia. The creation of this site alone has outdone Benjamin Franklin, salt walter taffy, merry-go-rounds, and who could ever forget Tom Sellecks' mustache... Selleck Jr. There once was a time when people would have to look at the news for what is going on in the world, but as we all know the news started to get political and would only show their bias opinions to the world as if this was a communist country and must follow what they said. Then this created other prominent news sources changing their thinking so that a monopoly wouldn't be formed. I mean who really wants to know about famous celebrities having babies then naming them off of stuff they see on cereal boxes. I feel like the news should work like Pandora. It takes things we are interested in and find similarities in other stories. For instance, if i enjoy hearing about mustaches or fighter planes made out of biceps then I would only want to hear about one or the other or possibly fighter jets made out of biceps with mustaches. I just saw a story on the news about vultures annoying a community in Florida. Well Florida is full of old people, hence complaining. Let the old people have their own news dedicated to complaints, racism, heartfelt stories that they have often forgot about not even 5 minutes after saying or hearing them, and of course Matlock episode secrets. The best part about this is we can now use all the commercials that are on late at night and redirect them the this channel. That means AARP, any medication, prune juice, and emergency devices to wear around your neck in case you fall; All would be on this channel.

I would like to think of this blog as a prominent news source that will bring you startling information to better your life or to waste it away. Either way I will end this the same way I end sex.
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